just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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