I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
