chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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