Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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