Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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