oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
