Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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