Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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