I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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