So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
