idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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