I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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