Me too!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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