But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If i come over, it means nothing
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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