So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
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Wipe that smile off your face.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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