he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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