only if we run a train.
done.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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