But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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