does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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