what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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