At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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