O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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