in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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