Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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