It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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