i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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