People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My bed smells like the plague
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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