508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I love you. Go after that dick
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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