My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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