Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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