pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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