How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
