I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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