Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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