Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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