I am in a vortex of obligation.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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