doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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