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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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