What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
