i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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