i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they need to just BURY HIM!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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