Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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