I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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