David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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