Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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