Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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