so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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