He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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