How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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