can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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