My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
