Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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